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You may know it by its alternate moniker, the Blue Shell, or indeed ?THAT BLUE ??-
?-ER! I PROPEL RIGHTEOUS RAGE FROM MY FACE INTO YOUR VERY EARDRUMS, EVILDOER! I SHALL IMMEDIATELY BEGIN TRAINING MY CAT TO DEFECATE ON YOUR DOORSTEP!?
Depending upon your personal proclivity for withstanding gaming infuriation, naturellement.
Captain Blue is a long-standing bastion of cruelty and/or hilarity in Mario Kart. This offensive (in every comprehensible meaning of the word) item will inexorably pursue the first-placed player and explode flamboyantly, massively and ?blue-ily on their unfortunate cranium. As it will only be acquired by those languishing piteously in the lower ranks, the effects of such are generally thus: The second-placed racer careers ahead, fleetingly pausing to point and laugh in schadenfreude at the poor dude now sprawled, limbs akimbo, on the asphalt in a puddle of blood, urine and stray teeth/fragments of bone.
Nonetheless, the Spiny Shell is a crucial element of any Mario Kart race. If we were bereft of its unadulterated malevolent evil, a racer with even a fairly minor lead could find themselves pretty well impervious to attack. Their aggressor in second place will rarely be able to muster a triple shell, and a humble banana protruding from the leader?s posterior like a humorously deformed hemorrhoid would effortlessly deflect nigh on anything else.
As the old axiom states, you win some, you explode horrifically in some. Your regard towards this winged death machine primarily hinges upon how it impacted your last performance. Nothing inspires more venomous bile and stomach ulcers among avid Kart afficionados, though, as this conclusive pictorial evidence will surely attest:
Source: electrokami.com
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